The Most Insensitive Part of a Penis
A. The man.
Thursday, October 23, 2014
State Capitals
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.
Her friend tells her "Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?"
The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm not a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name all the state capitals!"
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Her friend tells her "Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?"
The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm not a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name all the state capitals!"
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Wonder Bra
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Beautiful Woman Goes to a Gynecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes
one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical abnormalities."
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Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical abnormalities."
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Monday, October 20, 2014
Advantages of Mother's Milk
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother's milk was better
for babies than cow's milk. This is the answer he submitted:
1. It's fresher.
2. It's cleaner.
3. The cats can't get to it.
4. It's easier to take on a picnic.
He also added:
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1. It's fresher.
2. It's cleaner.
3. The cats can't get to it.
4. It's easier to take on a picnic.
He also added:
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Thursday, October 16, 2014
Friday, September 12, 2014
Home from Shopping Trip
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to
storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about."
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"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about."
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Theatrical Terms
I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always
referred to in theatrical terms. For example, surely you've heard men
refer to their "performance".
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